Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Godzilla vs. Megalon (1991)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Joel Robinson : Hi, welcome to the Satellite of Love. And on today's show we're going to show you how to keep those holiday goiters to a minimum. The secret: ordinary table salt.

• Joel Robinson : Action sequences filmed in Confuse-O-Vision!

• Crow T. Robot : He's got a tree. He's got a tree. This isn't the Godzilla we know.

  Joel : Hertz, don't it?

  Tom Servo : A tree? That's not like you. Why, Godzilla? Why?

• Joel : Try not to get sucked into the vortex of hell Billy!

• Joel Robinson : [For Goro, after the kid tells him he just found some mysterious powder]  Uh that's mine kid, just leave it alone

  [starts making sniffing noises] 

• Joel : Action sequences filmed in "Confus-o-vision"

• [the final battle between Godzilla and Jet Jaguar vs. Megalon and Gigan is about to take place; the riffers treat it like a tag team wrestling match] 

  Tom Servo : So what will Godzilla bring to this fight?

  Joel Robinson : He'll bring the legend that is Godzilla!

  Crow T. Robot : Yep, he's the policeman: I don't always agree with his methods, but I respect him.

• Joel Robinson : [as the final battle between Godzilla and Megalon rages on]  This is what it all boils down to, a little game of life that we call "character".

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, even if Godzilla doesn't win this fight, he's still aces in my book!