CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Rashomama (2006)

William Petersen: CSI Dr. Gil Grissom

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Quotes 

• Jill Shoemaker : For the past six months she made my life Hell, and so I told anyone who would listen that she should die a fiery death. So now everyone's going to think that I killed her.

  Gil Grissom : Would you like to be more specific?

  Jill Shoemaker : Okay, well, when we got engaged, she ran into the backyard and she screamed "Why, God, why me?" Okay, she wore white today! She, she, she invited Adam's very, very attractive, very, um, single ex-girlfriends. When she found out I had registered for sporting goods, she went behind my back and she changed the registry to housewares saying I had better learn how to cook! Okay, I'm a vegetarian, and she demanded roast beef! Um, oh and then there's the toast... the toast!

  Gil Grissom : Are you trying to make me think that you didn't kill her?

• Hodges : You know, you and me, we're not the marrying kind. The intricacies of our nature can never be understood by just one woman.

  Gil Grissom : Would you close the door, please?

  [Hodges does so] 

  Gil Grissom : From the other side.

• Frank Rosetti : You want to see a crime scene? I'll show you a crime scene. C'mere, c'mere, look at this, huh?

  [shows a smashed wedding cake] 

  Frank Rosetti : What this woman had against the color peach, I've never seen anything like it. "If you think you're serving that flesh-colored abomination and I'm paying for it, you can think again!" Boom! I'm a 42-year-old paisan; she scared me. I wouldn't be surprised if her pantyhose rebelled against her, tied themselves to the car, the dame was a pill. I swear to God, she may have taken two or three years off my own life. Weddings are a blood, sweat and tears marathon, my friend. I'm on a tight schedule. 12 noon: I got first intro of the couple. 12:30: salad course. 12:45: first dance. 1 o'clock: chair dance, chicken dance, broom dance - I don't care, I'm equal-opportunity. 1:30: main course. 2:15: first toast, groom's side. If the best man shuts his mouth, at 2:16 we have the first toast of the bride's side. 3 o'clock: we cut the cake. 3:30: bouquet toss.

  Gil Grissom : That's a tight schedule. She would have barely had time to go to the bathroom.

  Frank Rosetti : I don't sell bridal diapers for nothing.

  Greg Sanders : He was kidding about the diapers, right?

• Gil Grissom : "You'd think she'd know better than to wear white on the bride's big day." Spring is but a song/Where love and laughter are not wrong/The blossoms of desire do belong/And Harmonia axyridus fly along.