CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Rashomama (2006)

Eric Szmanda: CSI Greg Sanders

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• Greg Sanders : "You'd think she'd know better than to wear white on the bride's big day." A dame was dead, but enough about her. The air was hot and heavy with wrong, making me thirsty, thirsty for a tall drink of water. That's when I saw her: a flower, but not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long-stemmed.

  Sara Sidle : All right, Raymond Chandler, we get it.

  Greg Sanders : Those weren't just Miracle bras. They were creating four Wonders of the World.

• Sara Sidle : Why do we always eat here?

  Greg Sanders : Open 24 hours.

  Sara Sidle : Everything in Vegas is open 24 hours.

  Greg Sanders : It's tradition

  Nick Stokes : [walks in from car]  Mmmm. Smells like bacon. Slide over.

  [sits down] 

  Nick Stokes : That scene took forever. We were there, like what, 9 hours.

  Sara Sidle : 11.

  Greg Sanders : Dead laywer and 200 eyewitnesses? That's gonna take a while.

  Nick Stokes : [nods]  Why do we always eat here?

  Greg Sanders : [smiling]  It's tradition.

  Sara Sidle : Ah, tradition. Like becoming a property exchange between your father and your husband.

• Greg Sanders : [opening bridal suit door]  So I went behind the pink curtain where the girls go to get glossy.

  [blows on blush brush] 

  Greg Sanders : A little shine here, a little poof there, a little...

  [picks up spandex bra cup] 

  Greg Sanders : Well, I don't exactly know what that was, but I like the feel.

• Frank Rosetti : You want to see a crime scene? I'll show you a crime scene. C'mere, c'mere, look at this, huh?

  [shows a smashed wedding cake] 

  Frank Rosetti : What this woman had against the color peach, I've never seen anything like it. "If you think you're serving that flesh-colored abomination and I'm paying for it, you can think again!" Boom! I'm a 42-year-old paisan; she scared me. I wouldn't be surprised if her pantyhose rebelled against her, tied themselves to the car, the dame was a pill. I swear to God, she may have taken two or three years off my own life. Weddings are a blood, sweat and tears marathon, my friend. I'm on a tight schedule. 12 noon: I got first intro of the couple. 12:30: salad course. 12:45: first dance. 1 o'clock: chair dance, chicken dance, broom dance - I don't care, I'm equal-opportunity. 1:30: main course. 2:15: first toast, groom's side. If the best man shuts his mouth, at 2:16 we have the first toast of the bride's side. 3 o'clock: we cut the cake. 3:30: bouquet toss.

  Gil Grissom : That's a tight schedule. She would have barely had time to go to the bathroom.

  Frank Rosetti : I don't sell bridal diapers for nothing.

  Greg Sanders : He was kidding about the diapers, right?

• Greg Sanders : [to Nick Stokes]  Dude, where's your car?

• Greg Sanders : That when I saw her: a flower, and not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long-stemmed.

• Greg Sanders : We could compare them to the buccal swabs that we collected... if we still had them

  Sara Sidle : Well, we just have to recollect them.

  Greg Sanders : All 200 of them?

  Sara Sidle : eah. And since we can't leave... someone else is... gonna have... to recollect them.

  Nick Stokes : This is crap! I've been waiting on IAB for 14 hours. I'm tired, and I kinda smell. And I don't have a friggin' car