Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Day the Earth Froze (1993)
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
Quotes
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[Two clowns are slapping each other]
Crow T. Robot : Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is reenacted!
Joel Robinson : [whispering angrily] Crow!
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[the American International Pictures logo appears]
Joel Robinson : Wait, how can something be American *and* International?
Tom Servo : Well, let's watch and find out.
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Magic Voice : Ladies and gentlemen, presenting in her one woman show: Gypsy!
Joel Robinson : Here we go.
Gypsy : [singing] There's a big frontier out there called life. I ain't nobody's daughter ,I ain't nobody's wife, I'm gonna stake my very own claim of land, And you're gonna wanna know who I am. I'm Gypsy! Gypsy Rose Me! Gypsy Rose Not You Not You Or You Gypsy Rose... . Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Joel, Crow and Tom applaud]
Gypsy : Thank you! Oh, thank you very much.
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Joel Robinson : You know Gypsy, I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your one-woman show earlier, You know, it was so confessional there were times I actually felt kinda uncomfortable.
Gypsy : Oh great, You know, if you hadn't, I would've thought I failed. Well, I gotta go rinse some things.