The Simpsons (TV Series)

Burns' Heir (1994)

Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz

Quotes 

• Lionel Hutz : And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.

• [the Simpsons hire Lionel Hutz - also advertising "expert shoe repair" to represent them in a custody battle with Burns over Bart] 

  Judge Snyder : [bangs gavel]  The Court rules in favor of Mr. Burns. I find he is clearly the boy's biological father!

  Lionel Hutz : [hammers a nail]  Excuse me, Judge, these won't be ready until Thursday.

  Marge Simpson : [to Homer]  You know, we've really got to stop hiring him.