The Simpsons (TV Series)
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (1994)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Ned's Father
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Quotes
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Principal Skinner : Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu : Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...
[fade to later]
Apu : ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
[later]
Apu : ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
[pause]
Apu : I mean, thank you, come again.
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Ned Flanders : Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful day.
Superintendent Chalmers : "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Seymour.
Principal Skinner : Hmm?
Superintendent Chalmers : You're fired!
Principal Skinner : I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
Superintendent Chalmers : No, I said you were fired.
Principal Skinner : Oh. That's much worse.
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Bart Simpson : Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.
Principal Skinner : Well... maybe it was for the best.
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Principal Skinner : [Jimbo walks into the laundry and steals Skinner's underpants] Hey!
Jimbo Jones : [Chanting] We got Skinner's Underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.
Principal Skinner : That's not true. I can buy a new pair!
[checks his wallet and finds it is empty]
Principal Skinner : No I can't. I needed those, I really did.