"The Simpsons" The Boy Who Knew Too Much (TV Episode 1994) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson

[Bart has just testified for Freddy Quimby and admitted to skipping school]

Principal Skinner : I'm impressed with what you did in there, Bart. You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose. Nevertheless, you did skip school.

Bart : So, I guess the two things sorta cancel each other out, right?

Principal Skinner : I'm a small man in some ways, Bart. A small, petty man. Three months detention.

[Bart begins to walk away]

Principal Skinner : Wait a minute, Bart.

[Skinner thinks for a few moments]

Principal Skinner : Make that... *four* months detention.
Bart : Hey McBain! I'm a big fan but your last movie really sucked.

Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain : I know. There were script problems from day one.

Chief Wiggum : Yeah I'll say. MAGIC TICKET MY ASS MCBAIN!

Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain : Maria! My mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee.
Bart : Mom. What if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?

Marge Simpson : Well, Bart. Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: 'Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out'. Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson