The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1994)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Huck Finn, Freddy Quimby, Hobo, Ticket Booth Operator, Man at Auction, Mayor Quimby, Scott Christian, Lawyer, McGonickle, Barney Gumble

Quotes 

• McGarnagle : Now tell them what you saw Billy.

  Billy : But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

  McGarnagle : You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

  Billy : Okay for you McGarnagle.

  Chief : [later]  Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

  McGarnagle : Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!

• Principal Skinner : I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.

  Homer : I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow...

• Homer : What does "sequestered mean"?

  Principal Skinner : If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.

  Homer : What does "deadlocked" mean?

  Principal Skinner : It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.

  Homer : And "if"?

  Principal Skinner : A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".

  Homer : So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.

• Escort : [Bart has just jumped into the back seat of Quimby's convertible to hide from Principal Skinner]  Freddie, honey, I think something just fell into the back seat.

  Freddy Quimby : I'm not paying you to talk.

• Freddy Quimby : Say it Frenchy! Say "Chowder"!

  Waiter : Never!

  Freddy Quimby : OK! You asked for it! I'm gonna enjoy this!

• [Freddy crashes through the bushes in his car and skids to a halt near party guests playing football] 

  Freddy Quimby : Gimme the ball!

  [the party guest gives the ball to Freddy, who throws it hard into the punch bowl] 

  Freddy Quimby : The punch has been spiked! Ha! Ha!

  Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby : [impressed]  That's my nephew, displaying the Quimby wit that's won the public heart.

  [Mayor Quimby raises his glass] 

  Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby : Happy Birthday Freddy! And may all your disgraces be private.

• Homer : I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.