The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1994)

Harry Shearer: Otto, Lincoln, Principal Skinner, Rainier Wolfcastle, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Jasper, Ned Flanders

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.

  Homer : I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow...

• Homer : What does "sequestered mean"?

  Principal Skinner : If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.

  Homer : What does "deadlocked" mean?

  Principal Skinner : It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.

  Homer : And "if"?

  Principal Skinner : A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".

  Homer : So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.

• Principal Skinner : Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote.

• [Bart has just testified for Freddy Quimby and admitted to skipping school] 

  Principal Skinner : I'm impressed with what you did in there, Bart. You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose. Nevertheless, you did skip school.

  Bart : So, I guess the two things sorta cancel each other out, right?

  Principal Skinner : I'm a small man in some ways, Bart. A small, petty man. Three months detention.

  [Bart begins to walk away] 

  Principal Skinner : Wait a minute, Bart.

  [Skinner thinks for a few moments] 

  Principal Skinner : Make that... *four* months detention.

• Bart : Hey McBain! I'm a big fan but your last movie really sucked.

  Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain : I know. There were script problems from day one.

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah I'll say. MAGIC TICKET MY ASS MCBAIN!

  Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain : Maria! My mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee.

• Principal Skinner : Why, there are no children here at the 4-H Club either. Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.

• TV Announcer : Now on McGarnagle: McGarnagle is framed for a crime he didn't commit and only one witness can clear his name, a little sissy boy who's to scared to come forward.