The Simpsons (TV Series)

The PTA Disbands (1995)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Tour Guide #1, Jimbo Jones, Dolph

Quotes 

• Tour Guide #1 : This civil war cannon had been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition. But it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower. People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off.

  [the Springfield Elementary bus suddenly skids into the cannon, knocking one of its wheels off. The cannon doesn't go off] 

  Tour Guide #1 : Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.