- Husband: I need a drink. Do we have any tequila?
- The wife: yea, it's behind the coke vile.
- Husband: We've gotta have something. Whisky? Vodka? Something to put me out of my misery.
- The wife: There's a bottle of wine in the fridge. Or I can hit you over the head with a 2X4. That's all I've got to offer.
- Husband: I'll start with the wine.
- Girl Next Door: Hello
- Husband: How long have you lived here?
- Girl Next Door: 7 months.
- Husband: You're kidding. I didn't even know the place was rented.
- Girl Next Door: I'm pretty quiet.
- Husband: Nice meeting you.
- Girl Next Door: We've met before.
- Husband: Really?
- Girl Next Door: You were at that book sale in Grayson. You let me have the last copy of Gatsby.
- Husband: You've got one hell of a memory.
- Girl Next Door: It's a great memory.
- The Wife: You must be very quiet, we never hear you. You're a better neighbor than we are. You're probably up all night with all the noises we make.
- Girl Next Door: I don't hear a thing.
- The wife: You must be very quiet, we never hear you. You're a better neighbor than we are. You're probably up all night with all the noises we make.
- Girl Next Door: I don't hear a thing.