Smiley Face (2007)

Anna Faris: Jane F.

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• Jane F. : *That* is where corn chips come from. Hmm... Maybe ol' Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I'm gonna do that. When I'm get home, I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I *love* lasagna. It's SO good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying 'I love lasagna.' That would be so f*cking inside. Or how 'bout a photo of *President* Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like: Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle? And I'd be like: Because I like lasagna, of course.

• Roscoe Lee Browne : Here's what Jane really said...

  Jane F. : You think you're so... uhmm... uhh... JESUS! Then you go on and on and on about this and that and all this other bullshit! And all I gotta say is FUCK MAN! This situation is totally fucked! With a capital! I mean... Have you ever!... Do you like even... DO YOU? You tell your people that!

• Jane F. : They say that true potheads stops getting the munchies after a certain point. I mean the true pothead wouldn't even say the word munchies. I dont know what the true pothead would say."munchos" or "hungries" or something. At any rate, I still love to eat when I'm high. So fuck you if you're too cool to get hungry when you're stoned. My free one years supply of Dr. Bjorns. Neat huh?

• Jane F. : It's really bright out, officer.

  Officer Jones : Would you mind removing your hand from your forehead?

  Jane F. : It's really bright out.

• Officer Jones : What's your name?

  Jane F. : Uh... Christy?

  Officer Jones : You don't sound too sure of that.

  Jane F. : No, it's Christy.

  Officer Jones : Well, Christy... How come your friend just called you Jane a second ago?

  Jane F. : Jane's uhh... my... religious... name?

• Jane F. : I'm talking about something bigger than our petty, you know, yearnings.

• Agent : [on the phone]  So, listen up Jane. I really busted my ass getting you this audition, so please, please don't fuck it up. I mean it seems like you don't give a shit about any of this. Do you? Do you even give a shit?

  [long pause] 

  Jane F. : I give a shit.

• Jane F. : Deep scraping huh? That sounds fuckin' awesome. Maybe I should get one?

  Brevin : Well, I think you need an appointment.

  Jane F. : Oh yeah... an appointment! "

  [laughs out like crazy] 

  Jane F. : "

• Jane F. : [Jane enters the auditon room]  Hey, I'm Jane. It's nice to meet you... I've heard alot about you.

  Casting Director : Excuse me?

  Jane F. : [Jane start giggling]  He he he he, nothing... aaah... wiiieeeeeeeh

  Casting Director : Are you alright?

  Jane F. : I'm fantastic! How are you?

  Casting Director : I'm fine...

  Jane F. : Great!

• Jane F. : C'mon, dude! We don't wanna be late to that dentist appointment of yours! "

  [Jane smashes up the door of the car into a lamppost] 

  Jane F. : "

• Jane F. : [Brevin is finally finished after his dentist appointment and gets out to the waiting room where Jane is and Jane imidietly freaks out]  OOOH, thank fucking god! This has been the longest, dollest, most uncomfortable thing, I can remember ever doing! I really thought that I was gonna DIE of boredom!

• Steve the Dealer : This is the last time, you have to pay me back today.

  Jane F. : No problem.