Oh Doctor Beeching! (TV Series)

A Pregnant Pause (1997)

Paul Shane: Jack Skinner

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• Ethel Schumann : Well done, everybody - we've got 232 signatures!

  Jack Skinner : That'll show the bosses we mean business.

  Ethel Schumann : We did have 235, but I had to cross out Charlton Heston, Sophia Loren and Daffy Duck. And guess what? My Wilfred's gone with the petition to Mr Orkindale in person!

  Harry Lambert : Oh well, we can forget all about it then. He'll never find the ruddy place!

  Ethel Schumann : My Wilfred's alright. He's a lot brighter than you give him credit for

  [Wilfred enters wearing his mod gear and sporting a bloody nose] 

  Wilfred Schumann : [wailing]  Mu-u-m!

• Ethel Schumann : Oh Wilfred! Oh, what on Earth's happened?

  Jack Skinner : It's that stupid outfit he's wearing. He's got into a fight with some rockers.

  Gloria Skinner : [impressed]  Is that right, Wilfred? Have you been in a fight? How many were there?

  Amy Matlock : Where are they now? Were they good looking?

  Wilfred Schumann : I haven't been in a punch-up. The light fitting fell off me bike and it got caught in the front wheel and I went over the handlebars!

  Ethel Schumann : Oh Wilfred! Is anything broken?

  Wilfred Schumann : Yeah, me aerial!