Oh Doctor Beeching! (TV Series)
A Pregnant Pause (1997)
Su Pollard: Ethel Schumann
Quotes
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Wilfred Schumann : [he's added lights and other accessories to his bicycle] All the mods have got lamp reels on the front of their scooters.
Ethel Schumann : But this isn't a scooter.
Wilfred Schumann : I know. But it'll have to do until I get one, and then I can go to Brighton.
Ethel Schumann : Brighton? That's a heck of a way to push a scooter!
Wilfred Schumann : Not that sort of scooter, a motor scooter. All the mods have got them.
Ethel Schumann : But you're not a mod, Wilfred.
Wilfred Schumann : Not now, maybe. But all I need is my pork pie hat, my parka and a pair of hush puppies.
Ethel Schumann : Can't you make do with an anorak, a pair of plimsolls and your bobble hat?
Wilfred Schumann : No, I'd look stupid.
Ethel Schumann : I'm saying nothing!
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Ethel Schumann : Well done, everybody - we've got 232 signatures!
Jack Skinner : That'll show the bosses we mean business.
Ethel Schumann : We did have 235, but I had to cross out Charlton Heston, Sophia Loren and Daffy Duck. And guess what? My Wilfred's gone with the petition to Mr Orkindale in person!
Harry Lambert : Oh well, we can forget all about it then. He'll never find the ruddy place!
Ethel Schumann : My Wilfred's alright. He's a lot brighter than you give him credit for
[Wilfred enters wearing his mod gear and sporting a bloody nose]
Wilfred Schumann : [wailing] Mu-u-m!
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Ethel Schumann : Oh Wilfred! Oh, what on Earth's happened?
Jack Skinner : It's that stupid outfit he's wearing. He's got into a fight with some rockers.
Gloria Skinner : [impressed] Is that right, Wilfred? Have you been in a fight? How many were there?
Amy Matlock : Where are they now? Were they good looking?
Wilfred Schumann : I haven't been in a punch-up. The light fitting fell off me bike and it got caught in the front wheel and I went over the handlebars!
Ethel Schumann : Oh Wilfred! Is anything broken?
Wilfred Schumann : Yeah, me aerial!
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Cecil Parkin : [Reading the petition that Ethel has typed] "We, the undersniged, are appealed at the dreadful freatment given to Arbold..."
Ethel Schumann : Oh, that should be 'Arnold'.
Cecil Parkin : "... and we demand that he be immediotely reinstoted."
Ethel Schumann : Well, me 'ands were getting tired!