The Simpsons (TV Series)

Catch 'Em If You Can (2004)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [to Marge]  It's your fault for giving birth to my arch-enemy.

  Lisa Simpson : At least I was planned.

  Marge : Stop it! No one was planned.

• Bart Simpson : [after Bart changes channels at the very end of "Love Story"]  Lisa made me! With a witch's spell.

  Lisa Simpson : It's called Wicca and it's empowering!

  Bart Simpson : Wicca's a Hollywood fad!

  Lisa Simpson : That's Kabbalah, jerk!

• Lisa Simpson : [to Bart]  Maybe we should give Mom and dad a break. You know, go spend the day in an amusement park so we're out of their hair.

  Bart Simpson : Yeah, I agree. I mean, you are pretty annoying.

  Lisa Simpson : I guess the hunt was more fun than the catch.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, I just zinged you.

  Lisa Simpson : I know. My new thing is to ignore you. When you grow up, I'll be outside.

  [leaves the room] 

  Bart Simpson : [as he leaves the room too]  I'm grown up! I'm grown up!

• Bart Simpson : Please don't make us go. If you make me get on that plane, I'll give myself diarrhea! I know how!

  Homer : Okay, don't go. Just stay here and rot with Grampa.

  Grampa : I'm only rotting on the right side.

  Homer : I'll right-side you!

• Marge : [while pulling clothes from their closet to pack in a suitcase]  Stupid kids ruin everything!

  Homer : So um... . you're not in the mood anymore, are you?

  Marge : Homie, you know I'm usually good for a triple-x throw-down, but between those kids and going to Uncle Tyrone's, we can't be alone!

  Homer : We're alone now.

  Bart Simpson : [off-screen from in the next room]  You're never alone in this crap-shack!

  Homer : [yelling while punching through the wall to strangle Bart]  Why you little... .!