The Simpsons (TV Series)

Catch 'Em If You Can (2004)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Krusty the Clown, Man with Shotgun, U.S. Coastguard

Quotes 

• Homer : [while jumping on a bouncing castle]  This must be what it's like to be in space.

  Marge : You've been to space?

  Homer : And yet, I've never been to me.

• Ali McGraw : [as the family watches "Love Story"]  Love means never having to say you're sorry.

  Lisa Simpson : No, it doesn't! This movie is drivel! She's wooden and unpleasant, and no matter what he does, he's still Ryan O'Neal.

  Marge : Opinion noted. Now, if you don't mind, your father and I are trying to lose ourselves in this romantic fantasy.

  Homer : Yeah, we're trying to create a mood here, so shut the hell up!

• Marge : [to Homer]  You know, if we were younger and crazier, we'd trade in these tickets and run off to Miami!

  Homer : Marge, let's do it.

  Marge : What about Uncle Tyrone?

  Homer : We got one weekend to ourselves and we gotta spend it watching some old geezer's odometer turn over? As the Bible says, "Screw that!"

• Grampa : Time to find a woman who needs some TLC: a tired liver-spotted coot.

• Bart Simpson : Please don't make us go. If you make me get on that plane, I'll give myself diarrhea! I know how!

  Homer : Okay, don't go. Just stay here and rot with Grampa.

  Grampa : I'm only rotting on the right side.

  Homer : I'll right-side you!

• Marge : [while pulling clothes from their closet to pack in a suitcase]  Stupid kids ruin everything!

  Homer : So um... . you're not in the mood anymore, are you?

  Marge : Homie, you know I'm usually good for a triple-x throw-down, but between those kids and going to Uncle Tyrone's, we can't be alone!

  Homer : We're alone now.

  Bart Simpson : [off-screen from in the next room]  You're never alone in this crap-shack!

  Homer : [yelling while punching through the wall to strangle Bart]  Why you little... .!