"The Simpsons" Catch 'Em If You Can (TV Episode 2004) - Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson

Bart Simpson : [to Marge] It's your fault for giving birth to my arch-enemy.

Lisa Simpson : At least I was planned.

Marge : Stop it! No one was planned.
Bart Simpson : [after Bart changes channels at the very end of "Love Story"] Lisa made me! With a witch's spell.

Lisa Simpson : It's called Wicca and it's empowering!

Bart Simpson : Wicca's a Hollywood fad!

Lisa Simpson : That's Kabbalah, jerk!
Ali McGraw : [as the family watches "Love Story"] Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Lisa Simpson : No, it doesn't! This movie is drivel! She's wooden and unpleasant, and no matter what he does, he's still Ryan O'Neal.

Marge : Opinion noted. Now, if you don't mind, your father and I are trying to lose ourselves in this romantic fantasy.

Homer : Yeah, we're trying to create a mood here, so shut the hell up!
Lisa Simpson : [to Bart] Maybe we should give Mom and dad a break. You know, go spend the day in an amusement park so we're out of their hair.

Bart Simpson : Yeah, I agree. I mean, you are pretty annoying.

Lisa Simpson : I guess the hunt was more fun than the catch.

Bart Simpson : Hey, I just zinged you.

Lisa Simpson : I know. My new thing is to ignore you. When you grow up, I'll be outside.

[leaves the room]

Bart Simpson : [as he leaves the room too] I'm grown up! I'm grown up!

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson