- Tim: Hey Wilson. What are you up to?
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: Just painting a self-portrait.
- Tim: Yeah? Of who?
- [Jill is listening to opera music]
- Tim Taylor: Jill, I can't work with this noise!
- Jill Taylor: How can you call that noise?
- Tim Taylor: That's not noise, that's a proctology exam!
- Al: But first, I would like to get something off my chest.
- Tim: That tie?
- Al: Ah, I'm just a little bit cheesed here. The other day I was in the supermarket and I... I was in the frozen food section. And they had lima beans, 3 for a dollar. And I took four. And the lady at the check-out counter said, "Hey, can't you count?"