- Miley Stewart: Miles, iceberg right behind you.
- Miley Stewart: Oliver! I was just...
- Oliver Oken: Bailing on me?
- Miley Stewart: No, I was only thinking about bailing on you, it's different!
- Oliver Oken: You said I was the Titanic!
- Miley Stewart: No, not the ship! The very successful movie! You made like a billion dollars!
- [to her father]
- Miley Stewart: All right, daddy. we need to work on a new warning signal!
- Miley Stewart: O say can you see. By the dawn's early light. Through yonder window breaks.
- [abruptly stops and stares embarrassingly]
- Oliver Oken: [Gets Stage Fright] Uh... Look at me!
- [Takes two oranges and puts them up to his eyes]
- Oliver Oken: I'm a fruit fly! Abraham Fruit Fly!
- Lilly Truscott: Beary the Bear? You couldn't do better then that?
- Miley Stewart: I was 3 and I'm not changing his name now, that would just confuse him!
- [after being busted by Oliver]
- Miley Stewart: We need to work on a new warning signal!
- Robbie Stewart: I did everything but baste you with barbecue sauce.
- Jackson Stewart: [playing with chocolate bunnies] Oh here we are in Happy Bunny Land Tokyo. Oh no! What's that? It's Jackzilla! Run for your bunny lives!
- Miley Stewart: I had this horrible dream where I forgot the National Anthem in front of thousands of people.
- Lilly Truscott: [laughs nervously] That wasn't a dream.
- Miley Stewart: You couldn't play along for, like, a minute.
- Robbie Stewart: Mile, listen. If you wanna put this thing behind you, you gotta get back on the horse, just like Uncle Earl.
- Miley Stewart: Uncle Earl forgot the words to the national anthem?
- Robbie Stewart: No, Uncle Earl fell off a horse. Took four of us to get that fat old coop back up.
- Miley Stewart: But what if I forget the words to one of MY songs? Or if I forgot to put my costume on. Then, I'd be singing in my underwear!
- Lilly Truscott: That'd be quite a show.
- Oliver Oken: [before Shakespeare play] I don't think I can do this.
- Miley Stewart: Come on Oliver you gotta stay positive.
- Oliver Oken: Okay.
- [pause]
- Oliver Oken: I'm positive I can't do this.
- Mr. Corelli: [clapping] I love the energy I've seen today, I love the passion but most of all I love that we're almost done. Stewart, Oken, take us home! Please.