- Jason Gideon: I'll be lost in a cabin in the woods for the next two weeks. Do not call me for anything. Have a great time. You all deserve a break. Seriously, don't... don't call.
- Haley Hotchner: What you're looking at?
- Aaron Hotchner: "Reflections", 1987
- Haley Hotchner: Oh boy
- [laughs]
- Aaron Hotchner: I remember the day I got this. It was the end of my junior year, I was walking down the hall and I accidentally walked into a theater club rehearsal. And I saw you
- Haley Hotchner: Hm, mm
- Aaron Hotchner: And I knew I was going to marry you!
- Haley Hotchner: Oh
- Aaron Hotchner: And I went home that night and I look you up... Haley Brook, 10th grade
- Haley Hotchner: Oh! My hair!
- Aaron Hotchner: And I thought: how could I have missed you for two years? So the next day I knew I had to meet you, so I went in and joined the theater club. And that's how I was in "The Pirates of the Pezance" as the worst 4th pirate in the history
- Haley Hotchner: Aaron?
- Aaron Hotchner: Hm?
- Haley Hotchner: Keep the hat!
- Aaron Hotchner: Okay
- Derek Morgan: Hour be none?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [Walks right in] 3 PM. He Guys, Garcia told me where to find you
- Jason Gideon: 3 PM?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: It's medieval the days used to be broken into hourly intervals, canonicals hours of the Breviary: Prime: 6 AM, Terce: 9 AM, Sext: 12 noon, None: 3 PM and Verspers: 6 PM
- Elle Greenaway: Reid, do not ever go away again!
- Jason Gideon: Medieval, that's why the language changed
- Jason Gideon: [opening quotation, voiceover] Writer Elbert Hubbard said "No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one."
- [the team has two weeks of vacation time]
- Aaron Hotchner: Haley's got a list of chores a mile long, and I can't wait. The biggest decision I've gotta make is what I'm gonna do first.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Hey, um, I just got a really strange delivery...
- Jason Gideon: Strange as a head in the middle of the night?
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Please don't tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.
- Penelope Garcia: He's not fictional. He's the online alter ego of a real person.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: [skeptically] Hmm-hmm. But you don't know anything about him. Or even if he is a "him".
- Penelope Garcia: Okay, you know what? I do- look, we meet online at specified times that he is never late to. We spend hours adventuring and chatting, during which time I have his undivided attention, and he lavishes me with flattery.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Wow...
- Penelope Garcia: When was the last time you had a date go that well?
- Penelope Garcia: [aggitated] All work and no play, huh? All work and no play? You just wait until I am through with you!
- [picks up ringing phone]
- Penelope Garcia: What?
- Derek Morgan: Garcia, I need a rundown on a guy
- Penelope Garcia: No!
- Derek Morgan: What?
- Penelope Garcia: The information super highway is closed.
- Derek Morgan: What you're talking about?
- Penelope Garcia: Someone had the nerve to run a black hat op into my computers, Morgan. They hacked me, okay? You can bet your sweet ass I will find them! I've got honey pot farms hidden behind UML kernel data packets and a first generation honey net I personally programmed. My snort logs every visitor, every server request, every keystroke on this entire network. If I had to backtrack his IP all the way to the freaking stone age, I will find this son of a bitch! So bye