Family Guy (TV Series)

Deep Throats (2006)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Photos 

Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : [sighs]  Trying to watch "Mr. Belvedere".

  Chris Griffin : So, my advice to the two of you would be...

  Stewie Griffin : [loudly singing]  ACCORDING TO OUR NEW ARRIVAL, LIFE IS MORE THAN MERE SURVIVAL. AND WE JUST MIGHT LIVE THE GOOD LIFE YET. DUN-DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-DUN-DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-DA-NA-NA-DA!

• Peter Griffin : I can't believe we lost the talent show. I wonder where we went wrong?

  Chris Griffin : I think I can shed some light on that. You guys were so baked you didn't sound anywhere near as good as you thought you did. I was in the audience.

  Lois Griffin : And here we thought the weed was inspiring us.

  Chris Griffin : Well, that's a common misconception, Mom and Dad, but the fact is the chief ingredient in marijuana is THC - a mild form of acid, prolonged usage of which can cause adverse effects to your sexual potency, short-term memory loss and can also severely damage your brain tissue, central nervous system and basic motor skills. To put it simply, Mom and Dad, there's a reason they call it "dope".