Family Guy (TV Series)

Deep Throats (2006)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

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• Brian Griffin : All we need is one incriminating entry in this date book and that's our ticket to...

  [Brian and Stewie notice Peter and Lois lying on the couch, nude] 

  Peter Griffin : Hey, Brian. What's up?

  Brian Griffin : Uh, hi, uh, Lois... Peter.

  Brian Griffin : Brian, did you know this couch was here? It's so comfortable!

  Peter Griffin : Hey, Lois! Look how short Stewie is.

  [laughs] 

  Peter Griffin : He's so short.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, my God! He IS short.

  [both laugh hysterically] 

  Lois Griffin : Hey. Hey, Brian. He's knocking on the back door. What should I do?

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Lois Griffin : He's knocking on the back door. Should I let him in? I'm a-scared!

  Stewie Griffin : Well, uh, you two are busy being nude. So, uh, we'll just head out and, uh, let you be nude.

  Peter Griffin : Who were those guys?

  Lois Griffin : I don't know.

  Glen Quagmire : Room for one more? Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee!

• Lois Griffin : You know, it would be fun to write some new songs.

  Stewie Griffin : You know what else is fun? Watching "Mr. Belvedere" without people talking so loud.

  Lois Griffin : So I was thinking we could...

  Stewie Griffin : [loudly singing]  STREAKS ON THE CHINA NEVER MATTERED BEFORE! WHO CARED! WHEN YOU DROP-KICKED YOUR JACKET, WHEN YOU CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, NO ONE GLARED!

• Peter Griffin : I can't believe we lost the talent show. I wonder where we went wrong?

  Chris Griffin : I think I can shed some light on that. You guys were so baked you didn't sound anywhere near as good as you thought you did. I was in the audience.

  Lois Griffin : And here we thought the weed was inspiring us.

  Chris Griffin : Well, that's a common misconception, Mom and Dad, but the fact is the chief ingredient in marijuana is THC - a mild form of acid, prolonged usage of which can cause adverse effects to your sexual potency, short-term memory loss and can also severely damage your brain tissue, central nervous system and basic motor skills. To put it simply, Mom and Dad, there's a reason they call it "dope".