Teacher's Pet (TV Series)

Pet Project (2000)

Nathan Lane: Spot Helperman

Quotes 

• Leonard Amadeus Helperman : Oh my gosh. Spot! I-I just had the weirdest dream. Y-You came to school dressed like a kid, a-and you were the smartest guy in class and a great athlete and everybody liked you, but you were my dog! And if anyone found out, I'd never live it down!

  Spot Helperman : Um... that wasn't a dream, Leonard. That was last week.

  Leonard Amadeus Helperman : No way!

  Spot Helperman : Way, Leonard.

  Leonard Amadeus Helperman : W-What about the part where I had no pants on and I was being chased by a man in a gorilla suit?

  Spot Helperman : All right, that was a dream. Ooh, you're a very complex boy.

• Mrs. Helperman : I have a very unusual dog. He can do things no other dog in the world can do.

  [Leonard and Spot cringe] 

  Spot Helperman : Oh, no. Busted.

  Leonard Amadeus Helperman : I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen.

  Mrs. Helperman : Using his furry little tail for balance, he can sit up and beg for a cookie for five or six minutes at a stretch!

  [Leonard sighs with relief. Spot, meanwhile, slumps over at his desk, unimpressed] 

  Spot Helperman : Great. That'll be my legacy.