Teacher's Pet (TV Series)
Pet Project (2000)
Shaun Fleming: Leonard Helperman
Quotes
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Leonard Amadeus Helperman : Oh my gosh. Spot! I-I just had the weirdest dream. Y-You came to school dressed like a kid, a-and you were the smartest guy in class and a great athlete and everybody liked you, but you were my dog! And if anyone found out, I'd never live it down!
Spot Helperman : Um... that wasn't a dream, Leonard. That was last week.
Leonard Amadeus Helperman : No way!
Spot Helperman : Way, Leonard.
Leonard Amadeus Helperman : W-What about the part where I had no pants on and I was being chased by a man in a gorilla suit?
Spot Helperman : All right, that was a dream. Ooh, you're a very complex boy.
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Mrs. Helperman : I have a very unusual dog. He can do things no other dog in the world can do.
[Leonard and Spot cringe]
Spot Helperman : Oh, no. Busted.
Leonard Amadeus Helperman : I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen.
Mrs. Helperman : Using his furry little tail for balance, he can sit up and beg for a cookie for five or six minutes at a stretch!
[Leonard sighs with relief. Spot, meanwhile, slumps over at his desk, unimpressed]
Spot Helperman : Great. That'll be my legacy.