It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby (2007)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

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• Charlie Kelly : Dude, you could totally chop a camel in its hump and drink all its milk off the... off the tip of this thing, man!

• Bonnie Kelly : I had an abortion. It just didn't take.

  Charlie Kelly : What does that mean?

  Bonnie Kelly : You survived it. You survived the abortion!

• Charlie Kelly : You know there was a time where I'd help you raise this little dumpster baby brother of mine like a son. But that's gone now 'cause you ruined it. You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs and your tasty treats! And ya know what? I found 'em. And I'm gonna raise all of them!