Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper claims the show is Denmark's most popular, only surpassed by the public announcement programme "OBS". Spring is in the air: Casper encourages people to get laid. Dåse-Allan's dream country: Casper tugs in Dåse-Allan who wants to dream about shitting people in their mouths. Program guide. Casper reads from his homemade almanac. Guest: Meterologist Apple Jack gives weather forecast. Breaking news. Casper is so disappointed he wasn't Oscar nominated for his supporting role in "Djævelen og minkgeleen". Sketch from film: Malle loves Jens, Jens doesn't love Malle back and Casper says "Tak for kaffe!" (Enough said!). Talentshow: The mimer Lars Krimi (fails miserably to mime), the new-age fakir Isak Spas (combines the four elements into one great pain), and the balance artist Vagtmesteren (performs "Forever Young"). Lars Krimi wins. Guest: A stick insect. Casper thinks it's fake, believing the sound man is the puppeteer, and kills it. Only, it was real. Late news.