Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 711 (2005)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", an Indiana Jones scene] 

  [after accidentally hitting Colin in the eye] 

  Ryan Stiles : If you're gonna complain about everything, I'll crawl up the hole myself!

  Colin Mochrie : Oh! Oh! Oh! Just think you're gonna get sex tonight!

  Ryan Stiles : You know, my father was right about you.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh!

  Ryan Stiles : Yeah, he said that girl, that girl you're with...

  [reading pre-written note] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Time to make a booty call." And I had no idea what that meant, so I didn't make a booty call.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about the fast food worker]  This CD set weighs almost a quarter pound.

  [Drew laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : Hey Col, what do you think of when I say straw hats and banjos?

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, Uncle Phil.

  Ryan Stiles : Well I was thinking Dixieland music, actually.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, yeah!

  Ryan Stiles : I don't know if your Uncle Phil was a Dixieland-?

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, until the restraining order, sure.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"]  Y'know, I think we've covered almost every type of music on this CD, and one that's close to my heart... is of course rap.

  Ryan Stiles : Mm. I'm down with that.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, I'm down-er. And one of my favorite rap artists of all time, of course, is Ice-T.

  [Ryan crosses his arms over his chest] 

  Colin Mochrie : That's right, he's chilly.

  Ryan Stiles : That's because he lives in Long Island!

  [fake laughs with Colin]