"American Dad!" With Friends Like Steve's (TV Episode 2006) - Scott Grimes as Steve Smith

Stan Smith : Oh, you're off the hook, Steve. I know you never bought into the whole Nicaraguans-Russians-and-Cubans-invading-Colorado thing. Besides, I've got Barry now. I don't need you... per se.

Steve Smith : You don't need me?

Stan Smith : Per se, Steve. Geez, doesn't anyone appreciate Latin anymore?
Barry : Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch.

[gives Steve the doormat]

Stan Smith : Great, it's the fat one.

Steve Smith : That's a doormat, Barry.

Barry : Who's Matt Barry?

Stan Smith : God, I hate you so much!

Steve Smith : Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?

Francine Smith : If it's okay with his parents.

Barry : Oh, they won't care. They never care.

Stan Smith : Good people. My kind of people.

[Barry's watch beeps]

Barry : Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?

Stan Smith : Fatty can use the garden hose!
Stan Smith : Steve, do you still want to go to the Franklin Mint this weekend? The new Clara Peller commemorative plates are in. "Where's the beef?"

[laughs]

Stan Smith : Good question. Where was that beef? Nobody knew.

Steve Smith : Oh, my God! The Franklin Mint? Yeah, I'd rather die
Steve Smith : Hey, that's my dad's Tara Reid collector's plate. You can't touch that! You know how much that'll be worth in a few months when she's dead?

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith