American Dad! (TV Series)

With Friends Like Steve's (2006)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Nipple Inmate

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Stan Smith : Man, I'm getting hungry. Hey, let's go dig up your mother so she can make us breakfast!

• Barry : Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith. We're going faster than people.

  Stan Smith : Quiet, fatty fat-fat fatty!

• Stan Smith : Hey, Donny, tell my son about the guy who tried to sneak a lipstick camera past the XR-21.

  Donny : [reluctantly]  I accidentally shot him.

  Stan Smith : Yeah you did! It's called "justice," and it was hilarious!

• Stan Smith : [about Barry]  Careful, Steve! He's as mad as he is fat!

• Stan Smith : Oh, you're off the hook, Steve. I know you never bought into the whole Nicaraguans-Russians-and-Cubans-invading-Colorado thing. Besides, I've got Barry now. I don't need you... per se.

  Steve Smith : You don't need me?

  Stan Smith : Per se, Steve. Geez, doesn't anyone appreciate Latin anymore?

• Barry : Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch.

  [gives Steve the doormat] 

  Stan Smith : Great, it's the fat one.

  Steve Smith : That's a doormat, Barry.

  Barry : Who's Matt Barry?

  Stan Smith : God, I hate you so much!

  Steve Smith : Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?

  Francine Smith : If it's okay with his parents.

  Barry : Oh, they won't care. They never care.

  Stan Smith : Good people. My kind of people.

  [Barry's watch beeps] 

  Barry : Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?

  Stan Smith : Fatty can use the garden hose!

• Stan Smith : Steve, do you still want to go to the Franklin Mint this weekend? The new Clara Peller commemorative plates are in. "Where's the beef?"

  [laughs] 

  Stan Smith : Good question. Where was that beef? Nobody knew.

  Steve Smith : Oh, my God! The Franklin Mint? Yeah, I'd rather die

• [Barry's watch beeps] 

  Barry : Time for my vitamin!

  [Realizes he ran out of them] 

  Barry : I should run home and get more.

  Stan Smith : You don't need those. Your little candy pills won't make you live forever, will they?

  [seriously] 

  Stan Smith : Will they?