Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006)
Brett Chukerman: Marc Everhard
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Quotes
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Marc : Gwen was my last girlfriend.
Gwen Anderson : And Marc was my first. After him, all I ever wanted to date were fags.
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[Helen, coming upon her son Kyle kissing Tiffani in public, thinks her son's gone straight while Marc and Troy watch]
Helen : [joyfully, after smothering her son with kisses] You don't understand. I used to catch this boy masturbating with every vegetable in the frig, and now THIS!
Helen : [to Kyle] Have you told that awful ex-boyfriend of yours yet?
Kyle : [looking over to "awful ex-boyfriend" Marc] Mom, I-I have a feeling that he already knows.
Marc : I have a feeling this is the funniest thing he's ever seen.
Kyle : Well, I have a feeling that the childish things that he's doing are acts of jealousy; and, in some small way, it's kind of nice to know that he cares for a change.
Helen : Who gives a shit about him? I'm gonna be a grandma!