The Promotion (2008)

Richard Henzel: Motivational Speaker

Quotes 

• [Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background] 

  Motivational Speaker : Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.

  Richard : Stay loose...

  [the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it] 

  Richard : Fuck!

  Motivational Speaker : Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations.

  [Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger] 

  Richard : Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker!

  Lori Wehlner : For Christ's sake...

  Richard : No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!