General Nick Fury:
This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym:
Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?
General Nick Fury:
Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark:
Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.
[
while selecting an Iron Man costume model]
Jarvis:
I've always fancied the design and color scheme of the tailwind model.
Tony Stark:
Nah, I believe heavy equipment is in order. The War Machine. Sturdy, impervious...
Jarvis:
And handles like 10-tons of tractor.
Tony Stark:
Yeah, but it's got some sweet guns.
Iron Man:
[
after being taken out by a primitive yet effective weapon, a log] Now, that was embarrassing.
Herr Kleiser:
[
to T'Chaka] Your prowess in battle never fails to entertain. But after so many performances, I am here to ensure your retirement.
General Nick Fury:
What's happened to you, son? Why are you such a mess?
Captain America:
I'm fine, sir.
General Nick Fury:
No, you're not. You need R & R like everyone else.
Captain America:
I'm a super soldier.
General Nick Fury:
You're a man.
Hank Pym:
I'm not going back to being a 2-inch superhero.
General Nick Fury:
Any progress on locating, Thor?
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent:
Sorry, sir. He's been a no-show at every environmental protest on the planet.
General Nick Fury:
Keep checking every hippie rally you can think of.
Janet Pym:
You know what, Hank: I'm done with this. I'm done massaging your ego, I'm done defending you to everyone, and I'm done supporting you.
Hank Pym:
Supporting me? You have been holding me back.
Janet Pym:
[
Black Widow offers her a gun] Oh, don't tempt me.
Herr Kleiser:
Now you die for the last time.
Captain America:
My words exactly.
Black Widow:
[
about the Chitauri mothership] Can you get through its defenses?
Iron Man:
Hey, piece of cake. Except for that big cannon. Not a fan of the big cannon.
Hank Pym:
[
dying, last words] See? I told... I told you I could be the man you always wanted me to be.
Janet Pym:
You are, Hank. You are.
General Nick Fury:
It's not everyday we save the world.
Thor:
Actually, General, I have saved Midgard on several occasions. Did you not hear of my victory over the fire demon Surter? They speak of it still in the Halls of Valhalla.
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