- Omi: I am most confused. If you were just going to give me the pebble, why make me go through the whole Showdown?
- Dashi: Two reasons. One, it was funny.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: True.
- Dashi: Two, to teach you something.
- Jack Spicer: [about Jack Spicer's evil time machine] I can only generate enough power to travel back two seconds.
- Clay: And why's that?
- Jack Spicer: Hmm... How to explain the intricate manufacturacies temperal distortion to a simpleton cowboy...?
- Omi: [after being sent back into the past] Now, all I have to do is return to the future!
- [stops for a moment and thinks]
- Omi: Which I have no idea how to do.
- Kimiko: [in the present and so mad at Jack that fire shoots out of her eyes] What do you mean you can't get him back?
- Jack Spicer: Oops.