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Temporary Blindness (2004)

Janine Ditullio: Paula Small

Quotes 

• Coach John McGuirk : I can't read this. Paula, will you fill it out for me?

  Paula Small : You know, John, how... how long is this actually going to take? 'Cause I...

  Coach John McGuirk : I don't know, Paula. I'm not a surgeon.

  Paula Small : I got some stuff to do.

  Coach John McGuirk : Eh, I'm sorry.

  Paula Small : I'm just saying I wish you hadn't sprung this on me right after soccer practice.

  Coach John McGuirk : Well Paula, I wish you wouldn't complain to me before I get surgery. I'm the one going under the knife in about two minutes!

  Paula Small : [Paula grabs the clipboard]  What should I put here for your social security number?

  Coach John McGuirk : I don't know, just make up a couple numbers.

  Paula Small : Closest family member in case of emergency.

  Coach John McGuirk : Uh... I know I have an uncle.

  Paula Small : Ah, perfect, I'll put uncle.

  Coach John McGuirk : Just put my uncle.

  Paula Small : I'll put that in quotes, actually.