The Love Guru (2008)
Stephen Colbert: Jay Kell
Quotes
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Jay Kell : [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!
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Jay Kell : Roanoke found out his wife, Prudence, was dating the L.A. Kings' legendary French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande. He earned his nickname, "Le Coq" for reasons that cannot be stated on this program.
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Jay Kell : Darren Roanoke, known as the Tiger Woods of hockey, Roanoke brought the sport to a whole new audience... A role model turned bad boy. He was in a perfect marriage. But before the playoffs, he stunned the world by separating from his wife, Prudence. From role model to dating models.
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Jay Kell : Tonight is all about champions. But before we get going, I'd like to start by thanking my own personal champions. The fans who supported me with their cards and letters during my recent addiction to peyote buttons and Frangelico.
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Jay Kell : I'd like to apologize to Dame Judi Dench for my vicious and brutal attack. I'm sorry, Judi, you did not deserve that, and I hope the staples come out soon.
