- Tom Jackson: I love porn, bongs and bad words week! pass the fucking remote will ya?
- Frankie Page: get fucked... ya silly cunt!
- Tom Jackson: you get fucked... gimme the fucking remote
- [frankie tosses remote past him onto the floor]
- Tom Jackson: ... you filthy filthy bitch!
- Frankie Page: [pointing remote at Frankie] I'm gunna turn you off because of that!
- Frankie Page: hehehehehehe