Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Held Back (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [a teacher asks Butt-head if he is angry for some reason] 

  Butt-head : Uhhhh... I'm, like, angry at numbers.

  Beavis : Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff.

• Bradley Buzzcut : Alright, what's the square root of 9? Beavis and Butt-head! Do you know the answer?

  Butt-head : Uh... could you like, repeat the question a few times?

  Bradley Buzzcut : The square root of the number 9! Answer! Pronto!

  Beavis : Um... 60?

  Butt-head : Uh... 90210?

  Beavis : Yeah, um... LMNOP?

• Butt-head : [watching a Violent Femmes video]  I don't understand what the big deal is about breaking up. I'd just be like "Hey baby, get lost. We can still do it and stuff, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

• 4th grade teacher : Four plus five? Come on! FOUR added to FIVE?

  Beavis : Um... w?

  Butt-head : No way, Beavis! Like... two squared or something?

  Beavis : This desk is giving me a stiffy!

  Butt-head : I don't even have room for a stiffy!

• Butt-head : [in a class with Kindergarteners]  Hey Beavis. These chicks are flat.