Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

I Have No Son! (1994)

Charlie Adler: Ed Bighead, Bev Bighead, Mr. Fathead, Mrs. Fathead

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Fathead : Guess what I got?

  Mr. Fathead : A lobotomy?

• Mr. Fathead : I smell melon.

• Ed Bighead : Time for my bubble bath, Toot-Toot!

  Bev Bighead : Coming, Captain Cupcake!

• Bev Bighead : How can our baby see us this way?

  Ed Bighead : Baby? That baby humiliates us week after week on national television!

  [He seizes the television and holds it above his head] 

  Ed Bighead : Makes us look like a couple of frauds!

  [He starts smashing his head through the television] 

  Ed Bighead : I never want to hear the name Ralph Bighead again!

• Rocko : Are you related to Ralph Bighead?

  [Ed gets a furious look on his face] 

  Rocko : Eh, be-because I'm a big, big fan of 'Meet the Fatheads'.

  [Ed starts fuming] 

  Rocko : And I thought maybe he was your... nephew. Or-or your son.

  Ed Bighead : Son? I HAVE NO SON!

  [He slams the door on Rocko, which causes Rocko's head to poke straight through the door] 

• Bev Bighead : Let's just be a family again.

  Ed Bighead : Over my dead body.

  Ralph Bighead : Have it your way, dad.

  [He reaches into his shirt, and it looks like he's going to pull a gun on him. The crowd gasps. But instead what he pulls out is the other half of the donut. He lays the donut on the table and sadly walks away]