- Rocko: [on seeing the Chameleon Brothers' "camera work"] Oh, so that's how it's done.
- Tour Guide: No actually. Those guys are idiots.
- Bev Bighead: How can our baby see us this way?
- Ed Bighead: Baby? That baby humiliates us week after week on national television!
- [He seizes the television and holds it above his head]
- Ed Bighead: Makes us look like a couple of frauds!
- [He starts smashing his head through the television]
- Ed Bighead: I never want to hear the name Ralph Bighead again!
- Rocko: Are you related to Ralph Bighead?
- [Ed gets a furious look on his face]
- Rocko: Eh, be-because I'm a big, big fan of 'Meet the Fatheads'.
- [Ed starts fuming]
- Rocko: And I thought maybe he was your... nephew. Or-or your son.
- Ed Bighead: Son? I HAVE NO SON!
- [He slams the door on Rocko, which causes Rocko's head to poke straight through the door]
- Bev Bighead: Let's just be a family again.
- Ed Bighead: Over my dead body.
- Ralph Bighead: Have it your way, dad.
- [He reaches into his shirt, and it looks like he's going to pull a gun on him. The crowd gasps. But instead what he pulls out is the other half of the donut. He lays the donut on the table and sadly walks away]