Moral Orel (TV Series)

God's Chef (2006)

Scott Adsit: Clay Puppington, Doughy, Clicky the Janitor, Various

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• Clay : Babies are made by God's chef visiting ladies at night while they're asleep and injects them with the delicious glaze from his holy pastry bag.

• Clay : Spilling your seed wastefully is a sin. But it's also a sin to procreate in odd, exciting ways. Men and women have only one holy position and that's called the missionary position.

  Orel : The missionary position?

  Clay : Yes! It's the most loving and satisfying position the Bible has to offer.

• Clay : And of course, it's the all-important lost 12th Commandment. Thou shalt only have sex face to face, man on top.

  Orel : That explains a lot. I was on top, though.

  Clay : [holds up pastry bag]  Yeah, well it's also a sin to use fun equipment.