- Clay: Only track? Young man, track is very important for your future. What happens when you grow up and need to sprint thirty meters to the unemployment office?
- Bloberta Puppington: And remember the 14th commandment. Thou shalt always clean thy plate and not waste anything whether thy stomach is full or not.
- Orel Puppington: I guess you could say this victory is bitter sweet. Especially for everyone who's been drinking my special energy juice. You see the, sweet is that we won state!
- [Crowd cheers]
- Orel Puppington: The bitter is that you've all been drinking my urine.