- [Shake buys Meatwad a moped to get him to take him to the Superbowl]
- Master Shake: Hey, look who just got a mini-bike!
- Meatwad: Look who just insulted me with this ten-horsepower piece of crap. You think I'm a child?
- Master Shake: Don't look at the streamers, look at the frame. This is a man's bike.
- Meatwad: Keep her cranked. Let me go get my dolly.
- Meatwad: [Meatwad has just described his trip to the Super Bowl, which sounds really similiar to that of taking a trip to a farm] Yep, Super Bowl's are fun. We got bragging rights this year! Number one...
- Master Shake: Who?
- Meatwad: Number one!
- Master Shake: Who? Who's 'Number one'?
- Meatwad: I dunno...
- Master Shake: YOU DON'T KNOW? Because you went to a fucking FARM you fucking imbecile! Get back here, you cost me my one chance! I got fucking DIABETES and CANCER because of you!
- Master Shake: [Meatwad just won tickets to the Super Bowl in a bag of chips] Give me those! Those are mine, I won them!
- Meatwad: I bought the bag! I get the bag and everything inside the bag!
- Master Shake: And you have the bag.
- [Puts Meatwad into bag]
- Master Shake: Look, you're a deep sea diver. Go drink some salt water.
- Frylock: Shake, Meatwad bought the chips. The tickets are his.
- Master Shake: [hits wall] Well, is that right?
- Frylock: Yeah, that's right.
- Master Shake: Well, no one escapes the... from... the... Alcatraz!
- Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
- Master Shake: Who, who's number one?
- Meatwad: I don't know.
- Master Shake: You don't know, because you wouldn't blew a f***ing fine you f***ing imbusule, come back here you cost me my one chance! I got f***ing diabetes and cancer because of you.
- Master Shake: Hey, stay away from my buddy! He's *my* good friend! But if you tell anyone I said that, I will deny it up and down.