Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Super Squatter (2003)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : [Carl has been shot in the foot]  You need the doctor?

  Carl : Yes please.

  Master Shake : It's ringing.

  Carl : Oh God...

  Master Shake : Hello. Doctor Cheesesteak? We require one sandwich...

  Carl : I'm gonna blow you away.

• [a lawnmower is propped up with a brick; running. Meatwad is slowly extending a wiener towards the blades] 

  Frylock : Meatwad, no!

  [Shake is watching from Carl's living room window] 

  Master Shake : Meatwad, yes! Are you seeing this?

• Master Shake : [trying to calm Frylock down about the bills]  Look, we got electricity... and we got each other.

  [electricity is cut off] 

  Master Shake : Look, we got each other. What, are you gonna bill us for that now?

  Frylock : You are about to learn a lesson in responsibility Shake!

  Master Shake : I'm responsible... for getting us into that club that one time. I smooth-talked that dude. You saw me lay it down.

  Frylock : Frankly, Shake, I can live like this. You can't. And if you don't pay these bills, we'll just see how long it takes before you go out of your freaking mind.

  Master Shake : I'm not backing down on this, *ever*!

  [falls off chair] 

  Master Shake : Turn on the lights, I want you to see the look on my face! Do you hear me? Or did they send a guy out to shut off your ears because I didn't pay the ear bill?

  [Shake crashes through a window, landing in the front yard] 

  Master Shake : [shouts]  Where the hell is the switch?