- Master Shake: [Telling Meatwad how to cross the street] Look, there's only one way to get across this street: You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine.
- Meatwad: What if... what if I just kept one open, and maybe tried it that way?
- Master Shake: Yeah, if you think you're going to get somewhere in life by cheating.
- Meatwad: Yeah.
- Master Shake: I mean you may as well paint yourself yellow, run around like a maniac, and call yourself Banana Man, cause that's what you're doing
- Meatwad: What's that mean?
- Master Shake: Shut up! I'm trying to teach you! Now get out there Banana Man!
- Meatwad: Pedestrian always has the right of way.
- Master Shake: Yes. Except?
- Meatwad: When you... in the way?