Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Total Re-Carl (2003)
Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski
Quotes
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[Carl's head has been grafted to a new body]
Carl : I don't remember being so old... and so black.
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Meatwad : I'm gonna start dropping F-bombs. Listen to this: Fart you, fart head.
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Carl : Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.
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[Carl's body is made entirely of eyeballs]
Carl : Let me see a mirror.
Master Shake : Here you go, "Shaun Cassidy".
Carl : [seeing his reflection] Ohhh! Gross!
Master Shake : What are you, an idiot? You never heard of Shaun Cassidy?
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Frylock : [after placing Carl's head on the machine] I give you the ultimate in military hardware! Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles.
Master Shake : And you're gonna plug him in?
Frylock : You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
Meatwad : Fudge.
Frylock : That's not an F-bomb.
Meatwad : Fudge you.
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Carl : [Carl wakes up with a body made entirely of eyeballs] Why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?
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[Meatwad has placed numerous eyes in his head]
Meatwad : Look at me, I'm Shaun Cassidy!
Master Shake : Ha! Good one. What the hell are you talking about?
Meatwad : Well, you know, he was a Hardy boy, and they was private eyes... plus, he had like ten eyes in his head.
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Meatwad : Go fart yourself.
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Meatwad : Fudge you, butthole.
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Meatwad : I just can't go, you know, with people watching.
Master Shake : We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.