Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Total Re-Carl (2003)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

• [Carl's body is made entirely of eyeballs] 

  Carl : Let me see a mirror.

  Master Shake : Here you go, "Shaun Cassidy".

  Carl : [seeing his reflection]  Ohhh! Gross!

  Master Shake : What are you, an idiot? You never heard of Shaun Cassidy?

• Frylock : [after placing Carl's head on the machine]  I give you the ultimate in military hardware! Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles.

  Master Shake : And you're gonna plug him in?

  Frylock : You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?

  Meatwad : Fudge.

  Frylock : That's not an F-bomb.

  Meatwad : Fudge you.

• Master Shake : Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like that I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

• [Meatwad has placed numerous eyes in his head] 

  Meatwad : Look at me, I'm Shaun Cassidy!

  Master Shake : Ha! Good one. What the hell are you talking about?

  Meatwad : Well, you know, he was a Hardy boy, and they was private eyes... plus, he had like ten eyes in his head.

• Meatwad : I just can't go, you know, with people watching.

  Master Shake : We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.

• Master Shake : Mail call! Frylock, letter for you! Meatwad... get a life!

• Master Shake : [Frylock is about to revive Carl, whose body has been recreated from a mass of eyeballs]  What a minute. Before you turn him on - do you think he'll be able to be able to see us?

  Frylock : In ways you can only imagine.

  Master Shake : But look, I mean - is he going to be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.