- Master Shake: Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
- Carl: Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.
- [Carl's body is made entirely of eyeballs]
- Carl: Let me see a mirror.
- Master Shake: Here you go, "Shaun Cassidy".
- Carl: [seeing his reflection] Ohhh! Gross!
- Master Shake: What are you, an idiot? You never heard of Shaun Cassidy?
- Frylock: [after placing Carl's head on the machine] I give you the ultimate in military hardware! Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles.
- Master Shake: And you're gonna plug him in?
- Frylock: You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
- Meatwad: Fudge.
- Frylock: That's not an F-bomb.
- Meatwad: Fudge you.
- Carl: [Carl wakes up with a body made entirely of eyeballs] Why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?
- Master Shake: Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like that I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
- [Meatwad has placed numerous eyes in his head]
- Meatwad: Look at me, I'm Shaun Cassidy!
- Master Shake: Ha! Good one. What the hell are you talking about?
- Meatwad: Well, you know, he was a Hardy boy, and they was private eyes... plus, he had like ten eyes in his head.
- Dr. Weird: [as an answering machine message] Gentlemen. You have reached Dr. Weird's residence. Now speak at the tone!
- Telemarketer: Hello, Dr. Wire... Wired... Wi... Weird.
- Dr. Weird: Steve, send the phone spiders.
- Telemarketer: This is Jay Edwards with, uh, Chauna Construction Company. With Spring here, we thought you might be interested in a new deck. AHH! Spiders! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
- Dr. Weird: No, I guess we're not interested. Ah ha ha ha!
- Meatwad: I just can't go, you know, with people watching.
- Master Shake: We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.
- Master Shake: [Frylock is about to revive Carl, whose body has been recreated from a mass of eyeballs] What a minute. Before you turn him on - do you think he'll be able to be able to see us?
- Frylock: In ways you can only imagine.
- Master Shake: But look, I mean - is he going to be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.