That '70s Show (TV Series)

That '70s Finale (2006)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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• [Final lines of the series] 

  Eric : Hey, guys! Last one upstairs has to call Red a dumbass!

  [the gang rushes upstairs. Hyde grabs Kelso, making Kelso the last] 

  Michael Kelso : Oh, man...

  [Kelso puts on the "Stupid Helmet" and goes upstairs. Meanwhile, everyone counts down, loudly, from 10 to 1. After the end credits, the license plate tag changes from '79 to '80] 

• [Kelso walks into the living room with a big bottle rocket] 

  Michael Kelso : Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?

  Red Forman : Sure, and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.

  Steven Hyde : And that, my friends, is the last foot-in-ass of the decade! Cheers!

  Kitty Forman : Michael, I just... It's so good to see you. The girls in the Emergency Room were just asking about you.

  Michael Kelso : You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, I almost forgot you're a hot Mom!

  Kitty Forman : Oh! Hahahahaha!

  Red Forman : You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass.

  Steven Hyde : Look at that. He got one more in him.