Family Guy (TV Series)
Bango Was His Name Oh! (2006)
Rachael MacFarlane: Katie Couric
Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : I'm still short for my trip. I've only got $200. I suggest you pony up the difference immediately or I'll e-mail the contents of your hard drive to the FBI.
Brian Griffin : What are you talking about? There's nothing on there.
[Stewie scrolls through pictures of himself in provocative poses, which one could construe as child pornography]
Brian Griffin : Stewie, why is it so hard to accept that Peter's your real father?
Stewie Griffin : Because he's an idiot. Do you remember that time he went to the "Today" show?
[cutaway]
Katie Couric : Coming up on "Today," Tom Cruise has a new movie. We're gonna be talking to him.
Peter Griffin : [outside, knocking on the window] Katie!
Katie Couric : Funnyman Al Franken will be stopping by for a visit.
Peter Griffin : [knocking louder] Katie!
Katie Couric : And Wolfgang Puck shares his recipe for apple strudel.
Peter Griffin : Katie!
Katie Couric : So stay tuned, because we've got all this and more coming up in the next hour.
Peter Griffin : [throwing a USPS mailbox through the window] Katie!
Katie Couric : *WHAT*?
Peter Griffin : [losing interest] Oh, well, never mind.