"Family Guy" Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (TV Episode 2006) - Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Customer, Walt Disney, Vincent Van Gogh, Hadji, Evan's Father, Ron

Stewie Griffin : You will not call them Mommy and Daddy! It's Lois and the Fat Man, do you understand me?
Stewie Griffin : All right, that's it! I could handle the crappy apartment and the pedestrian job, but now you're telling me I'm a 35 year-old ''Parade'' magazine reading virgin? Well you sir are pathetic! So forget about sending me back, because I'm not leaving until we do a complete overhaul on this sad thing you call "our life"!
Brian Griffin : [Heaven] Look at us! Who'd have thought I'd ever be hanging out with Hemmingway, Van Gogh and Cobain! How'd you all end up here?

Ernest Hemmingway : Well, I collapsed under the weight of my own genius, and so I shot myself.

Kurt Cobain : I didn't want my music to become part of some Corporate Mechanism, so I shot myself.

Vincent Van Gogh : I couldn't reconcile the beauty of the World with the way people around me were living, so I shot myself.

Brian Griffin : ...I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Customer, Walt Disney, Vincent Van Gogh, Hadji, Evan's Father, Ron